the most irritating moments of my life is morning alarm
sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit
why cant i cry money instead of tears
can we get back to where we’ve started. i miss the times when we used to talk to each other everyday:(
date me please and i’ll promote you
the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator
i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.
if your gonna be nice to me there is a 89647212% chance im gonna date you
we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people
you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.
You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???
losing everything but weight
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
"What do you call a teacher without students?"