taco-bell-rey:

chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air

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abomasnow:

ignoranthipster:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

i would actually do this *creeper alert*

you realize that isn’t quirky or cute this is the kind of stuff horror movies are made of

snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

blastortoise:

I didn’t make an ad but that won’t stop me

blastortoise:

I didn’t make an ad but that won’t stop me

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

coolscar:

coolscar:

i think im gonna lay down…………

THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins