fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

syphrilfox:

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

That is a man to keep.

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

nasturbate:

snapchat is an art